OFFICIAL DRY JULY BANTER PERMIT
Permit Number: DRY-JULY-HECKLE-2026
Holder: Shanej Recipient: Kris and Boys
TERMS OF AGREEMENT:Licence Granted:
This donation officially issues the Holder one (1) Premium Tier Heckle, to be legally executed within the designated group chat.
Scope of Liability: The Recipient explicitly waives the right to get offended, leave the chat, or reply with "at least I'm doing it for charity".
Approved Topics: This permit authorises targeted roasting regarding the Recipient's current sobriety lifestyle. This includes, but is not limited to: 9:00 PM bedtimes, extreme sugar cravings, and ordering a sparkling water with a lime wedge to "feel something."
Expirations: This permit expires at midnight on 31 July. Unused banter will not roll over to August.
Payment received in full. Let the heckling commence.
OFFICIAL DRY JULY BANTER PERMIT
Permit Number: DRY-JULY-HECKLE-2026
Holder: Shanej Recipient: Kris and Boys
TERMS OF AGREEMENT:Licence Granted:
This donation officially issues the Holder one (1) Premium Tier Heckle, to be legally executed within the designated group chat.
Scope of Liability: The Recipient explicitly waives the right to get offended, leave the chat, or reply with "at least I'm doing it for charity".
Approved Topics: This permit authorises targeted roasting regarding the Recipient's current sobriety lifestyle. This includes, but is not limited to: 9:00 PM bedtimes, extreme sugar cravings, and ordering a sparkling water with a lime wedge to "feel something."
Expirations: This permit expires at midnight on 31 July. Unused banter will not roll over to August.
Payment received in full. Let the heckling commence.