Kris Reberger

Insert same qualifications as in Shane's message about heckling. It is a somewhat moot point tho as I will forget to heckle. Such is the way of things.

Ain’t nothing in this world a flathead screwdriver, 600 vac secondary and smol blok chebby don’t fix!

Kris - after many drinks

OFFICIAL DRY JULY BANTER PERMIT
Permit Number: DRY-JULY-HECKLE-2026
Holder: Shanej Recipient: Kris and Boys

TERMS OF AGREEMENT:Licence Granted:
This donation officially issues the Holder one (1) Premium Tier Heckle, to be legally executed within the designated group chat.
Scope of Liability: The Recipient explicitly waives the right to get offended, leave the chat, or reply with "at least I'm doing it for charity".
Approved Topics: This permit authorises targeted roasting regarding the Recipient's current sobriety lifestyle. This includes, but is not limited to: 9:00 PM bedtimes, extreme sugar cravings, and ordering a sparkling water with a lime wedge to "feel something."
Expirations: This permit expires at midnight on 31 July. Unused banter will not roll over to August.
Payment received in full. Let the heckling commence.

Playing my part in your soberness for such a good cause mate. Cheers🍺