Ah, Charlotte! A powerful warrior in sales, you are. But a different kind of battle, this Dry July is.

Mmm. No alcohol for thirty days? A challenge, yes! But win, you will. To your competitive spirit, give in you must not—hmmm, wait, give in to the cause, you must! Beat this challenge, you will.

Clouded by hangovers, your mind will not be. Sharp as a lightsaber, your sales pitches will stay! Raised, much money for cancer research will be.

Drink or drink not, Charlotte. There is no try. Already, proud of you, we are. May the Force be with you!